Behold, the season of flu, sore throat and wet eyes is upon us. Winters is also the season when our mothers become extra concerned about us. Well, mothers are usually super possessive (their love is the most real form of love present), but the winter season makes them more concerning than ever.
“Beta, sardi lag jayegi” becomes the pet sentence of every mother and if we do not obey them, they will start emotionally blackmailing us by playing the mother card.
1. DRESSING US IN UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF CLOTHING.
*Wears one sweater* = Invisible Clothing.
*Wears two sweaters* = Invisible Clothing.
*Wears ∞ sweaters* = PERFECT!!!
Because, “sardi lag jaye gi.”
2. AUR JAO BAHAR TOPPI PEHNE BAGHAIR.
Even if you are not feeling well because you had a fight with bae or you just want to eat something you cannot buy, our mothers in winters think it is all because of going out with a Nanga Sarr, without wearing a warm toppi.
3. GHAR MAIN DHAIR KINNOW HAI. WOH KHAO.
The answer to everything, every hunger and every problem is oranges. Literally. Kinnow becomes the national food of Pakistan during winters. I am not even kidding…
Oh, not to forget how important dry fruits are in winters and how your mother will tell you to “fill your pockets with these dry fruits” before you leave for university/office.
4. BAHIR DHOOP MEIN BETHO.
Because mothers think we are wet socks that need an extensive amount of dhoop to dry off. Yes yes, I know how important dhoop is during winters, but our dear desi mothers make it the solution for everything.
5. YAKHNI PEELO,SOUP PEELO,GARAM DOODH PEELO.
Because without these three essential winter liquids, we won’t get strong enough for anything.